Musings of the Month: In the land of Aqua and Trentemøller

It's a Danish special this month. I've just got back from a short trip to the happiest country in the world (part business, part pleasure) and here are a few observations...Let's kick off with a verbatim transcript of a text message sent to a friend last week: "The music in this town is terrible: danish schlager pop, commercial trance, happy hardcore cover versions of bon jovi. And Peter Andre. Wake up aalborg!" The gateway to Northern Jutland is a very pleasant small city, but if you are looking for cutting edge music (or just decent commercial tunes) look elsewhere. Dr. Alban's Sing Hallelujah is about as good as it gets on the packed bar street Jomfru Ane Gade. I spotted a some posters for a tech-house night and a couple of punk gigs, none of which were taking place during my brief stay.

Further south in Denmark's second city, Aarhus, things are looking a little better. I headed to Gyngen, a small venue on the northern edge of the city centre. This cultural centre puts on a wide range of music by mostly up-and-coming local acts (although later this month it's one of the sites for Elektronisk JazzJuice, a jazz meets-electronica-meets-impro-meets-noise festival headlined by Cluster and Shackleton no less). The night I was there there was a young guy rapping about revolution in Danish (pretty sick self-produced beats). Not sure having your parents show up to video the show is quite so 'revolutionary' - seemed very Danish somehow though - no wonder they are such a well-adjusted people! After a short break, teenage emo punks Bad Addiction took to the stage. Trading more on enthusiasm than skill, they were a little callow for my tastes, but, hey, the kids liked it!

Aarhus is also currently hosting an effing great exhibition of music videos called Music To See. It's at the art museum, Aros, and includes works by "five of the most innovative and experimental image-makers within the contemporary music video genre": Michel Gondry, Chris Cunnigham, Anton Corbijn, Spike Jonze and Mark Romanek. There's something slightly weird about sitting in a dark room with a bunch of strangers to carefully appreciate the artistry of Windowlicker or Come to Daddy. But hey, it's cool! While I enjoyed the Cunningham, Corbijn and Jonze vids, I couldn't really get with Mark Romanek. I mean I dig what he does, I just can't stand most of the performers he works with (particularly those useless dicks Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Nine Inch Nails).

The same can't be said for Michel Gondry - brilliant images illustrating great pieces of music. As well as the infamous White Stripes, Daft Punk and Bjork videos, it was instructive to see Gondry's fabulous promo for Jean-Francois Coen's 1993 single La Tour de Pise - Paris will never look the same again...

...And as for Brussels - it's probably only in Matonge, the city's predominantly Congolese district, that you could find a music store that doubles as a hairdresser. "Chez le Professeur de Francais" at 9 Rue Francart is home to both Planete Music (where I just picked up a tasty CD/DVD double pack by Ferre-Gola - 'Sens Interdit') and to Salon Clarisse (Coiffure Dame). An interesting solution to the fiscal challenge of running a record store. I can see it now: Phonica-Pedicure...